If you own a business, you’d know the importance of putting up the right signage. It’s one of the best ways to establish your business as a recognizable brand. For most advertisers, setting up the right signage is just as important as having your own website.
One local gas station in Seattle knows that. Each week, they come up with the wittiest signs and the locals and even the people on the internal are going crazy over them.
See the best ones they’ve released so far in the list below.
1. What if…
This can make drinking soy milk a lot more fun. It’s like tasting milk from a different country without leaving your home.
2. A great scheme
I wonder how much money this guy made. If it’s been 22 times, I’d say he earned a lot from this scheme.
3. Good question
In U.K., they are different. Considering that, the answer would probably be yes- or no. It’s a really hard question to answer.
4. Not a good idea
It’s hard to imagine the fear it caused people. Personally, I’d surely run if I hear someone shouting “shark!” at the beach.
5. In space
Younger people don’t even know what Linux is. No wonder it’s becoming difficult to open even in space.
6. Final solution
Let’s not get to this point. If we can exercise and eat better foods, we wouldn’t have to think this way.
7. Absolutely!
Being kind is free. Plus, it makes the world a better place, too. Be kind. It can change everything.
8. Wait, what?
Admit it. You went back and checked the first line.
9. True story
We can’t argue with a fact. Unless your work is on weekends, you’d agree with this.
10. Don’t we all?
It’s what most people wish. Oh, it would be great if we can eat our hearts out and still have that slim figure.
11. The other way around.
A lot of things have changed because of the pandemic. This is definitely one of them.
12. M&Ms and masks
This is what you call seeing things with a silver lining. However, although the idea’s clever, I don’t recommend doing the same thing. It’ll make the mask less effective.
13. Every adult’s regret
If we could turn back time, we’d probably go back to those days we were forced to take naps as kids. As adults, nap has become synonymous with impossible.
14. Good training
This is actually good training. I bet he learned martial arts during the process, too.
15. Nothing’s changed.
There’s no progress here. He’s still the same indecisive person- he’s just not so sure of it.
16. Three things
Be very careful of these three things. Don’t ask them to life. You’ll just be disappointed.
17. They didn’t catch that.
If I were to attend this convention, I’d just probably cancel. If they didn’t catch that, there’s a lot of other things they’ could have missed, too.
18. 100% true
Too many things have been happening and they’re leaving us most of us feeling anxious. Hopefully, it won’t be long before we can go to a disco party again.
19. What did she say?
At least, this husband was able to hear a bit of what his wife said. Too bad he didn’t catch the remaining of her sentence.
20. Fact
Not everyone has the energy for that. With too much work and household chores, who’s got time to go kung fu fighting?
21. Looking for better childproof tecnhiqes
He should have checked his windows. A lot of kids consider them the best access when sneaking out of the house and getting in.
22. Why getting second place isn’t that bad
It’s not always a good idea to be early. Just to be safe, don’t rush. Make sure there are no traps around before you come for your cheese.
23. Having a clear conscience
You can only have a clear conscience if you haven’t really done anything wrong in your entire life. Now, this is different from not being able to remember that awful thing you did.
24. Bacon seeds, anyone?
Don’t deny it. Like a lot of people, you ‘ve probably wished to have your own source of bacon at home.
25. Words for the lazy
If it’s just yesterday, that sounds a bit amateurish. A lot of people have things from 20 years ago that they still haven’t finished yet.
26. Keep dreaming.
No matter what that dream is, keep holding onto it. Don’t let go and just enjoy your sleep.
27. Persistence is the key.
Well, third time’s a charm, right? You should just try and try until you get it right.
28. When you’re a part of that number
How would they know that their gyms are closed? They aren’t going to the gym that often.
29. Finally
If this is one good thing about the pandemic, it’s people being recognized as essential. If it wasn’t for the virus, healthcare workers and other people working on the front line wouldn’t be recognized.
30. When the love’s not there anymore
This is quite unfortunate. They used to be seriously ‘enameled’ with each other.
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