Moms come in all shapes and sizes. In fact, there are more than 2 billion mothers in the world at this very moment. But whether their kids call them mom, mamma, mum, mommy, ma, mother, mutter or anything else, there are some things that they all have in common.
Motherhood comes with a unique set of challenges that most people aren’t taught about in schools. Therefore, the same incidents happen time and time again across the globe.
And below are 50 of the funniest mom-moments that every mother will relate to:
1. Find the Right Platform:
Children are made with love. Therefore, they can fetch a high price, as each one is unique.
2. The Threat That’s a Blessing in Disguise
Of course, the threat never gets carried out. They will want something in around five minutes.
3. The Dead-Weight
On the plus side, there’s no need for that gym membership anymore.
4. Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You
As long as there’s no need to go to the emergency room, this is always hilarious.
5. Treat Sleepy Children Like Wolves
Mothers also know that this is much harder to achieve than it sounds.
6. The Only Time They Ever Listen…
This is actually the perfect time to lay down some new house rules.
7. Parental Pride Grates After a While
The older they get, the worse the things they’re “mom”-ing for.
8. It’s Especially Annoying When It’s About a TV Show You Both Watched Together
And then this happened. And then that happened. And then this happened. And then that happened…
9. At Least One In Three Kids Is A Fussy Eater
By age 98, moms get to be the fussy ones again. Hurray!
10. Every Mother of Twins, Ever
This gets even weirder when they grow up and look even more identical.
11. They Always Want Attention, But Not When The Camera’s Out
The next season of Planet Earth should just hire a Mom of six as their next camera operator.
12 Always on the Edge
And motherhood is one long, long walk.
13. The Main Difference Is That It’s Usually Just One Person Doing the Work:
A bomb disposal outfit would be great for protecting against vomit, though.
14. Stating the Obvious
Just one is enough to send someone to the bottle.
15. They Should Call Them “Toddlers and Climbers.”
Don’t worry, the climbing around will only last for about 16 hours per day.
16. This Is Why So Many Moms Feel For Leo:
And of course, it’s bitterly cold outside the sheets.
17. Tastes Change More Than Their Diapers
On the plus side, all those delicious bananas are now for mom.
18. If Only It Were As Easy As Capturing the Memory
What is it about children trying to make anything resembling a straight face?
19. That’s A Really Strong Likeness
That’ll look beautiful on the fridge…
20. Just a Small One
At least it isn’t death that they’re faking.
21. They Throw Snowballs So Damn Hard
Kids also seem to have a much higher tolerance to cold only when it’s snowing.
22. Tip: Just Say It’s Vegetables. They’ll Lose Interest
This is just one of many instances where intense staring and silence can also win the day.
23. The Problem Is That As They Grow Older, They Get Taller, And The Hiding Places Disappear
The kid in that photo sure does look evil.
24. Damn Public Decency
The kids had better hope that you forget about the incident by the time you’re all home.
25. Babysitters Are Worth Every Penny
It’s crazy how quiet the world is without the kids around.
26. Any Opportunity for a New Toy…
And no, you can’t have a present because it’s a Saturday, either.
27. When Both Kids Need Something
11 years is being optimistic.
28. You Thought You Were Gonna Have Some Freedom?
Why does this always happen?
29. This Is Just the First of Many Accidents to Happen During the Day
Close enough.
30. How Can They Sleep so Soundly All Across The Damn Highway?
The joys of parenthood…
31. They Just Don’t Understand
Just SO easy…
32. It’s Almost Like the Kid Is Taunting the Mom
Maybe the kid is also trying to make a statement on intensive farming?
33. My Little Dragon Is Actually a Really Cute Nickname for a Kid
Just wait till you see the state they left the house in.
34. Comparing Motherhood to an Incredibly Gory Horror Film Should be So Wrong
But it definitely feels so right.
35. Every Day Feels Like An Eternity
The little bird on the right should be a child to complete the image.
36. Of All the Bryan Cranston Memes in the World, the Ones From Breaking Bad are Always the Best
It’s weird, because he was the funny dad in Malcolm in the Middle for so long!
37. Bowls are The Best Hairdressing Item Ever Invented
The day they learn about pride in appearance is the worst.
38. The Kid Doesn’t Even Appreciate the Effort It Takes to Look This Good!
But if she didn’t dress up, what would the kid have to stain?
39. No Two Faces are Ever the Same
None of them are ever photogenic through!
40. Never Let Them Know What Batteries Are
They only last like five seconds anyway, so why bother?
41. How do other moms find the time?
42. Kids are very, very clingy.
43. Small talk with parents usually sounds like this.
44. Glitter is a weapon of mass destruction.
45. This face is too relatable.
46. Kids do the darnesdest things.
47. That’s one way to use parenting to our advantage.
48. Every parent has experienced this at some point.
49. Can never leave the kids alone.
50. The Sharpie will never be the same again.
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