An ex is an ex for a reason. Sometimes, their desperation and cluelessness can be a source of stress or laughter.
Take this one, for example.
“See you at our wedding”


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The wedding invite might have worked if they hadn’t said goodbye at the start. Although judging from the initial reply, it doesn’t look like it was an amicable break-up.
Let’s look at more hilarious or stressful texts from the exes. Keep reading!
What’s a good insult?
They’re already “bag of trash” probably on the other’s phone anyway. It’s just tit-for-tat.


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It wasn’t that long ago!
Maybe they entered a quantum space realm where each day is just a second there. When they came out, they thought it had only been a few minutes!


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Stinky Pete
Was it just the breath or the whole body? Either way, eww. We’re glad, too!


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It was a glitch
Someone needs a new phone because it’s still sending text messages from the past.


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That went … okay
Now, that was a little awkward. What do you think?


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Honesty is still the best policy
At least they’re honest. No time wasted here!


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Tough love
Tough love or tough luck? In any case, you’re definitely not gonna see them anymore!


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It’s not me…
… it’s you. They’re not gonna settle because they’re the best!


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Sock’s not worth it
Meeting up for a sock is not worth the mental anguish. There are plenty of other better socks.


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Red flag pole
It really does happen to the best of us. Tough life.


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There’s the rub
She’s right. Can’t argue with that.


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No mind games here
Just keeping it simple and straight. No playing games here, just a direct No.


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This is the long game
Someone’s very patiently waiting for someone to answer them back for two years and counting! Will they or will they not reply?


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She did reply
It’s the thought that counts, right?


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Whoops, missed one!
It’s a good thing this person messaged you on Facebook. You missed one platform. Blocked now!


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What do you think?
Will you help your ex this one time? Or will you finally block them from everything?


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Hello to the nth level
That first hello without a reply was already a sign. Read the room, er, the textbox.


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Deleted only
Oh, they made a mistake at first. Blocked now.


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Getting creative
It’s very creative to turn a sports pun into a heartbroken pun. Still didn’t work.


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“That’s cool”
It’s been a year. There’s a reason it’s been a year since any form of contact.


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A little patience
Patience is all that is needed, if they actually wanted a letter.


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Rough
The perfect response but it was rough.


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Ouch!
Only the important numbers are saved.


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What kind of movie?
It’s going to be straight-up a scary movie.


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It’s a classic nightmare
It’s the scary stuff that keeps you awake at night.


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Who ghosted who?
Did you suddenly come alive after ghosting the girl?


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No way!
What can she say? She knows who she doesn’t want.


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Get it now before it’s too late
What happens to that soundbar when it reaches the porch is no longer her responsibility.


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So simple
The answer, no matter what you say, will always be no.


One more chance?
Looks like you used up all of your chances already, bud. Move on.


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You missed your chance
“But you deserve another chance, my love.”


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From one clown to another
Sorry, the red-haired clown disagrees with you.


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One year later
All has been forgiven a year later but has the girl forgiven him?


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Burn
Oooh, what a burn! Did he deserve a reply in the first place though?


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Yes, girl!
Did he think he was going to get sympathy?


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What’s the point?
Get your own Spotify account!


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Until when?
It’s never ever happening, not in this lifetime.


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It’s a great opportunity!
Yeah, next time you need investors, don’t try your ex’s dad.


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Nope
You’re worth sacrificing. You are the sacrifice.


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Always be positive!
The optimism is much appreciated!


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If at first, you don’t succeed
Just move on and find someone else.


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Something good came out of it
And someone else will get to have new clothes, too!


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Goodbye
This conversation is now over forever.


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Let go, man
You already left. Don’t come back again.


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Checking
He wanted to check and he was right!


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Somebody!
Oh, weren’t they singing out loud?


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Automated response
Now, the breakup is definitely unequivocally official.


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Stranger danger
Nope nope nope! Get away, stranger!


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Not even
She is not even in the slightest bit interested in you.


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Evicted
You can’t move in, you’re being evicted immediately!


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