Life
20 Hilariously Petty Things All Couples Fight About
No matter how much you love your partner, the same arguments come up again and again. Which one annoys you the most?
Ryan Aliapoulios
01.25.18

Let’s face it: even the people we love the most in the whole world get on our nerves sometimes.

It starts with our parents, moves on with our siblings and continues with our friends as we get older. Usually, the fights we have with the people we love are not particularly significant—maybe they always bite their nails or they always show up late. There may be no stereotype more enduring than the couple who argues and argues over the tiniest things. As it turns out, though, there may be more truth to that image than we’d like to admit—no matter how strong the couple is.

The topic was discussed on Twitter under the hashtag #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout. Here are 20 of the funniest (and pettiest) examples.

1. There’s always the classic struggle over who’s really in charge.

twitter.com/bringbakerback
Source:
twitter.com/bringbakerback

Communication is king, people.

2. Watching TV together is a sacred bond.

twitter.com/UnicornsDonuts
Source:
twitter.com/UnicornsDonuts

Resist the temptation—no matter how much that new episode of The Bachelor is calling your name.

3. This one is a personal favorite.

twitter.com/Smitty8008
Source:
twitter.com/Smitty8008

Anyone who does the second one here is a monster, plain and simple.

4. This one is also pretty relevant.

twitter.com/kristenRN202
Source:
twitter.com/kristenRN202

It’s not hard to do so why does no one ever want to do it?

5. This one is pretty meta.

twitter.com/govierbill
Source:
twitter.com/govierbill

Fighting about fighting is how you know you’ve reached pro couple status.

6. This one is also a classic.

twitter.com/ayedunno
Source:
twitter.com/ayedunno

Contrary to popular belief, Netflix is actually just a service for looking at movies and TV shows rather than watching them.

7. This one is just plain unfair.

twitter.com/paulmwaxman
Source:
twitter.com/paulmwaxman

Raise your hand if your significant other has ever shamed you for cheating on them in a dream (that’s everybody).

8. Getting on the same page with this one is tricky.

twitter.com/Mrs_Shand
Source:
twitter.com/Mrs_Shand

Related to this: shower temperature.

9. A little forethought can be helpful in these situations.

twitter.com/funpun32
Source:
twitter.com/funpun32

Or you two can always play nose goes to see who has to do it.

10. With so many options, why is this always so hard?

twitter.com/Proud2Progress
Source:
twitter.com/Proud2Progress

Never underestimate how much tension this one can cause—especially because it comes up all the time.

11. This is the toilet paper situation all over again.

twitter.com/bamalovetc14
Source:
twitter.com/bamalovetc14

Again, this is really easy to do…

12. Does everything have to be a competition?

twitter.com/birdaileen
Source:
twitter.com/birdaileen

According to tweets like this, apparently yes.

13. Who knew technology would play such an important role in our relationships?

twitter.com/AngRod78
Source:
twitter.com/AngRod78

Patience is a virtue, people.

14. All it takes is twisting one knob.

twitter.com/AdamCPeck
Source:
twitter.com/AdamCPeck

Then again, are people really taking full baths in the morning?

15. There are many different kinds of “fine.”

twitter.com/AAskelson
Source:
twitter.com/AAskelson

Please just tell us what you need, ladies. We live to serve.

16. Now this one can get serious.

twitter.com/pumpkinheadrd
Source:
twitter.com/pumpkinheadrd

17. When will we learn that there’s enough puppy love to go around?

twitter.com/EllenTrailerDog
Source:
twitter.com/EllenTrailerDog

Even worse is when your significant other seems to love the dog more than they love you!

18. One hundred percent disagree with this tweet.

twitter.com/SnapDad42
Source:
twitter.com/SnapDad42

To each their own, I guess.

19. Social media is a minefield.

twitter.com/maxphil1
Source:
twitter.com/maxphil1

Be careful out there with your swipes and likes, everyone.

20. Never do this.

twitter.com/AMUSINGALICE28
Source:
twitter.com/AMUSINGALICE28

But they looked so delicious…

Please SHARE this with your friends and family.

Article Sources:
To learn more read our Editorial Standards.
Advertisement