Having the worst day ever isn’t always about that gray, overcast sky, or waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Sometimes it’s the simple things in life that can ruin a good mood.
For example, when ex-boyfriends steal your toilet while you’re sleeping, or you find out you’ve been hit by a gang of porch thieves overnight, that’s when you might start to feel a little bit rough around the edges.
Thankfully for you, these 75 people having the worst day ever might give you a new outlook on life. After all, there’s nothing like laughing about other people’s misery to make you feel better about your own!
1) This guy dyed his hair, and realized too late that he was actually allergic to hair dye.
If a hair dye allergy makes you look like Justin Bieber, more guys should jump on this! I’m not sure what that actually says about Justin, though, since looking like him means you have a really huge forehead!
3) Her wig flew off during the engagement party photoshoot.
This bride-to-be took it all in good stride when her wig flew off her head after her partner twirled her around during a photoshoot. She could have turned into a bridezilla, but instead she just laughed her bald little head off!
11) You know life hates you when it steals all your pride.
Okay, there’s exposure, and then there’s EXPOSURE! This unfortunate skier got hit with both when a failed chair lift left him danging upside down, totally exposed to the cold.
12) “Wife asked me to check if the chickens laid any eggs. I’m gonna say no.”
We’re not the only ones who have the worst day ever. Imagine being a happy little chicken, warming up your eggs, and then this comes slithering into your life.
The good news is that he doesn’t have to read his eye doctor reminder with his fingers. The bad news is that he’s probably going to end up wearing Coke bottle glasses!
19) “Elyse brought home a new kitty today! Gavin Hoefs recorded them bonding on the way home!”
What started out as love at first sight turned into a really crappy breakup. Maybe mom should have warned her to stay away from these little poop factories!
If your goal is break the world record for the number of bugs that you can eat in one sitting, then no, you don’t need a helmet. Just lick your lips and be happy your face wasn’t eaten alive.
63-year-old Constantine Reliu couldn’t appeal his own death because the statute of limitations had already come and gone. Guess he’ll just stay dead, then.
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29) This modelling gig was probably a mistake.
Hindsight may be 20/20, but, the Internet is like the ghost of Christmas Past. It will haunt you until the day you’re buried!
After a mysterious stranger got into a fight with this pole, a lot of yelling and hair pulling went down. Unfortunately, she didn’t walk away unscathed.
The loss of perfectly good slices of New York pizza is a great one indeed. On a lighter note, at least pizza rat wasn’t around to gobble up what’s left of this guy’s dinner!
35) “The day I learned I was allergic to bees while working as a beekeeper in Italy.”
The thing about bee stings is that you don’t know you’re allergic until you that one time you actually have an allergic reaction. It’s nature’s way having a joke at our expense.
39) “I can see my neighbor take a sh** every day.”
It’s kind of a toss-up as to which person is having the worst day ever. Both of them have a room with a view, but it’s probably not what either of them was hoping for.
Note to self: never start a conference call with, “Hey there thirsty boy, look what daddy has for you today!” Either that, or just don’t talk to the urinal like it’s your friend.
Looks to me like the odds are 100 percent in favor of having two flat tires. The real cray thing about this is that both flats happened on the front, passenger-side tire.
Find a penny, pick it up! But, next time it might be a good idea to wait until summer is over.
45) He left his Halloween decorations on the porch…
This is why you should sort your Halloween decorations before you go to bed. That body bag may come back to haunt you!
“Woke up this morning to 6 cops, a fire truck, and an ambulance at my door because a passing car was concerned about the one Halloween decoration I neglected to take down.”
She had to be evacuated because of wildfires, but that wasn’t even the worst of it. It was the buzzing noise coming from her car that finally tipped her over the edge.
“They have built nests in every crevice of my car. Everything is on fire and my car is full of bees!”
52) “These assholes told me it was a sweater party.”
Even celebrities have bad days! Take actor Ryan Reynolds for example. He was Christmas sweater pranked by his buddies Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhall.
57) “I bet Kevin was wondering why people were giving him strange looks at work yesterday.”
Ever have one of those days when you open up the morning paper and see that you’ve been erroneously named and shamed as a sex offender? Yeah, that’s pretty rough.
63) “Been going for 4 hours and I need to present my masters thesis in 7 minutes.”
Any day that Windows decides to an inconvenient update is the worst day ever! And “75% complete” means that Microsoft is going to hold your laptop hostage for at least another 4 hours.
74) Thought he was in middle of a gangland war, but it was just a part of a plane falling from the sky.
“It was a hit-and-run, Officer. I saw the plane take off at 500 miles per hour!”
“Driving to work near Dulles Airport and a part fell off a plane smashed my back window. I freaked out because i thought someone was shooting at me. Guy behind me saw something fall from sky.”
75 people that are easily having a far worse day than you
Marilyn Caylor
09.18.19
Having the worst day ever isn’t always about that gray, overcast sky, or waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Sometimes it’s the simple things in life that can ruin a good mood.
For example, when ex-boyfriends steal your toilet while you’re sleeping, or you find out you’ve been hit by a gang of porch thieves overnight, that’s when you might start to feel a little bit rough around the edges.
Thankfully for you, these 75 people having the worst day ever might give you a new outlook on life. After all, there’s nothing like laughing about other people’s misery to make you feel better about your own!