1. Party hardy but sex is better
This guy isn’t too old to party, and not embarrassed to say he prefers sex.
2. Blowjob is better than no job
An interesting outfit choice to wear to work.
3. Shopping bitch
By day, your average sweet little old man, but by night- a shopping bitch.
4. I pooped today
This man is so proud of his regular bodily function, that he wanted everyone who read his shirt to know.
5. Leggings to make you do a double take
What a strange pattern you have there on your leggings, Ms.
6. I dig my grave at Rock’n Eat
This man spends all his time at one place and he wants everyone to know it.
7. Been trill
This grandma is clearly living life to the fullest in her new bathing suit.
8. Instant wanker just add alcohol
Honesty is the best quality. Maybe one of the only good qualities of this man.
9. 50, fat, diabetic, ahead of you
This runner is proudly wearing his stats, and insults, on the back of his shirt.
10. Weed leaves
This innocent little lady probably took one look at this head scarf and thought “Look at those pretty leaves, and that green? So nature like.”
11. Don’t laugh, it’s your girlfriend’s shirt
This old man is getting everyone’s attention with his highlighter pink shirt, just to give them a laugh once they read it.
12. I’m not gay but $20 is $20
This guy, clearly laughing at his own shirt, wants everyone to know that he’s down to make a buck.
13. Yes I’ve been bad, so what?
The looks of this sweet little old lady makes it hard to believe that she’s ever done a bad thing in her life.
14. Mr. Right, Mr. All Night
The photographer and his friend couldn’t pass up a sneaky photo-op of the guy in the background’s shirt.
15. Trojan field tester
IT’s not normal to wear your occupation on your shirt, but in this case I guess he’s proud.
16. I love a good dump
A fun play on words to make anyone reading this shirt do a double take.
17. My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole
Nothing is making this guy more happy than his new shirt and the fact he’s making his parents proud.
18. No hole is too deep or sloppy
This could be the slogan for a construction company but based on the photo, I don’t think it is.
19. I’ll fucking kill you
Between the look on her face and the words on her shirt- I wouldn’t mess with her.
20. I don’t smoke crack I lick it
Just say not to drugs, but yes to other things I guess?
— Jack Tweed. (@JackTweed_) January 12, 2014
21. I saw your mom on the internet
Here is a perfect visual of someone to stay away from on the street.
22. Fat people are hard to kidnap
I mean, he has a point. At least he’s proud.
23. Freak out and break shit
I don’t know if it’s the beard, the Thor hammer, or the shirt but I definitely wouldn’t mess with this guy.
24. Got bukkake?
This guy definitely doesn’t know what his shirt means.
25. Bukkake ruined my carpet
Another old man who definitetly didn’t google what bukkake was before he went out in public.
26. Nobody knows I’m a lesbian
This old man likes to make people do a double take on the street. Yes you read that correctly. No you’re not the only one confused.
27. Vagina lover
This man doesn’t care where he’s at, he wants people to know what he likes.
— Stefano Siota (@stefano_siota) June 4, 2014
28. Masturbating is not a crime
Where do you even find a shirt that has this saying on it?
29. I blew C3PO and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
This disappointed looking man at least got a good halloween costume.
30. Hi hater, bye hater
This older gentleman in the club got so tired of people judging him on the dance floor, he just put his thoughts on crop top.
31. Get your ass to Mars
Nothing like having astronaut Buzz Aldrin show up to your event supporting Mars space travel.
32. If lost return to Rita. I am Rita
Now here is a couple that knows each other well.
33. So a man walks into a bar with a monkey- I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore
Here’s a guy that likes to show off that he’s not too good at jokes.
34. It’s not a bald spot, it’s a solar panel for a sex machine
An alternate definition to a common problem.
35. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
I mean she has a point, but I definitely don’t believe her.
36. Rehab is for quitters
Sounds like something a person that needs to go to rehab would say.
37. 20% hotter than you
You may not agree with her on this, but with a look like that I definitely wouldn’t challenge it.
38. Fuck off
This doesn’t look like the kind of guy that would say something like that, so he lets his t-shirt do it for him.
39. I have a beautiful daughter. I also have an axe, a shovel, and an alibi
If you didn’t believe what his shirt said, the fact that he’s standing over a freshly dug hole will maybe change your mind.
40. Bitch don’t kill my vibe
This hip old man is in a good mood and doesn’t want anyone to change that.
You’ve probably heard of the very common credit card Visa, but have you ever heard of vagina?
42. This is what a feminist looks like
This woke grandpa is on board with the changing the current political climate.
43. Death to hipsters
This grandma has seen hipster culture and she is not on board with it.