Being a parent is rewarding, tiring, beautiful, and sometimes you just find yourself in a situation where you need to talk to your children. Some conversations are fun, some can be challenging and some awkward. Guess what, no matter what age they are, you’ll still have these “moments.”
Have you ever found yourself explaining to your child that he is not allowed to lick the cat? Or maybe have you tried explaining to your little one that he or she isn’t allowed to put you on time-out?
Young children are so innocent yet hilarious and let’s not forget their imagination and curiosity. A blog named wtfparentingquotes became viral because of her collection of awkward, cute, and sometimes funny things that parents actually had to say to their children and you’d be surprised to know that even if your child is already an adult, they are still included here. Parents will always be parents.
If you are a parent, you will definitely relate to this fun slideshow! Let’s begin!
Good thing mom was able to clear things up with this child. Being annoyed with your cousin is one thing, but enough to send them to an orphanage is something that can’t be allowed.
Kids have wild imagination just like this one here. As parents, we all know how painful it is to step on a Lego, right? That’s why even if he is the “guardian” of the room, there is no way that Lego man would stay there!
Sometimes, wait, we mean most of the time, our children are persistent. That’s why this mom just gave up and just told her child to go ahead and walk to Australia. We’re also waiting for an update.
Maybe this person just didn’t choose the proper words to describe the newlywed’s vows. Good thing parents are always there to remind us about this types of things. Cheers to the newlyweds!
This is quite fun! Every parent has said this line and it’s up to you to fill in the blank here! Cockroach? Dirt? Dirty sock? What is the weirdest thing that your kid tried to eat!
Okay, this got us curious too. Mom says she doesn’t smell like Europe and she is clueless about what her child is trying to say. Now we’re wondering, what is the smell of Europe?
You know the feeling of getting a mini heart attack? Yep, this mom right here just had one. She said she is not a virgin, and at her age, anyone would be shocked! Good thing she was just referring to not being a “vegetarian.”
You know when your kid is really happy about something? Suddenly, they want to be that or want to do that for like the rest of their lives. This kid wanted to be a bubble popper. C’mon, who didn’t love doing that?
You know your child is getting older when he or she tries to imitate you, including on how you discipline them. This mommy was shocked to hear that her kid tried to put her on time-out. Looks like the child had enough of her mommy.
Well, kids, you don’t know when they will surprise you and sometimes, their surprises are quite scary. This kid’s tongue is blue, any parent would ask why, well, the kid doesn’t remember. So, what’s the next step?
We all know that we are not allowed to shout when we are inside the Library, right? This child right here decided to take it up a notch. He wanted everyone to know that he is not wearing any underwear.
Mommy wanted little one to know that nobody has ever exploded from hunger. This kid was so hungry that he can’t help but describe it that way. Mommy feed the little guy already!
Well, kids, they have wild imaginations, right? From being their favorite superheroes to saving the world. This kid wanted to convince mommy that he has cheetah powers. We’re wondering what are those powers like.
Well, every parent would be worried and we’ve been in this situation. Wondering why everyone in camp is afraid of your child? What could have possibly happened?
Sometimes we can’t find the right words to describe what we are feeling. Just like this child who decided to marry the neighbor’s cat. Good thing mommy was there to explain.
A parent would be proud to have a child who knows what’s right and what’s wrong. We would all be worried if we need to time travel with an empty stomach, right? We totally agree, now go and make some sandwich.
You know when an ad is successful, even kids remember it. Just like this kid who thinks that Gatorade will help him see things faster. Way to go Gatorade!
We don’t know where to start but we’re sure this child is a bit of a troublemaker. From licking friends to putting chicken in the purse, to that very scary machete that he is holding. If this is a kid, is he or she even allowed to have access to a machete?
We’re thinking that Grandpa might be a little bit bored so he decided to teach his grandchild a song. However, it is still inappropriate and we think Mom did a good job monitoring her child.
We’re pretty sure that having your teeth autographed isn’t as cool as this person thought it would. Sorry to break it to you! At least, mommy was direct about it.
No matter what age, it’s always nice to be asked what we want for our birthday. What’s unusual about this person is that what she or he wanted was a flyswatter. We’re wondering why, of all the choices would she/he want that for his/her special day.
It’s easy to tell your kid that no, dead people don’t parachute, right? However, the follow up question here will require lots of time and patience. Why can’t dead people do that, mom?
No baby biting if there is no finger to bite, right? This mommy tells her child not to put his finger into the infant’s mouth. We’re remembering the viral Charlie bit my finger video here.
It makes any parent proud to to hear their child sing the alphabet and more if they can change the examples in the letter song. However, we’re pretty sure that “butt” isn’t included in this children’s song.
Kids are the sweetest but sometimes, in the weirdest way possible. This kid thought that by poking his mommy’s eye, will she be kept warm. Sorry honey, it doesn’t work that way.
You know how kids are. Most of them today are already good with technology. No wonder this kid wants his mom’s phone. However, the way he is dreaming about it ain’t too sweet. No, sorry baby, it’s not mommy’s time yet.
Well, this kid might have thought that he has found the perfect hiding place for his crayons. Apparently, his mom can see him. No sweetie, that is not the right place for your crayons.
This kid thinks that chickens will go flying down the chimney. We are not sure if it’s Christmas time or what but we are pretty sure Santa didn’t hire chickens for the job.
When your kid is bored and all he has are M&M’s. What do you expect? Good thing mommy was able to catch her child putting M&M’s down his pants. Things could get a little… colorful down there.
Okay, we all know how kids love to lick things. That’s why we are always on the watch. We wouldn’t want them getting sick or anything. However, this kid decided to lick the duck. We’re hoping it’s a toy duck.
No matter how big your dog is, he is still not a horse. It was nice that mom was able to see what was about to happen. We also love that the kid was trying to ask permission first.
We think that this parent’s kid was hoping that his mom had amnesia. We think he did something wrong but sorry to burst your bubble young one. She doesn’t have amnesia.
Well, mom, why not ask Grandpa? Maybe he told your kid about someone named Vomity. An imaginary friend, perhaps? Though, we want to know who he is too.
If the teacher of your son wants to talk to you, well, it means something’s up. Just like this kid who adds “the boss” at the end of his test papers. This kid knows who he is in the family.
Some love it some don’t. Some feel nervous about it too. Just like this mom who seem to have a history of inappropriate comments from her child to her boss.
When you don’t have disposable gloves to pick up poop, well, might as well improvise. This is what this little human did. Looks like mommy wasn’t happy with his idea.
We’re really confused why this kid thinks that the Pope and Robin Hood are the same people. We can also see that he still needs some convincing from mommy.
Okay, we’re here with the licking again. Kids love it! This time, we’re guessing he was trying to remove the black patch on the panda’s eyes. Nope, not possible. Stop licking!
We all love our dogs but we all know that they can’t babysit. Even if our own children want to stay with them and be “okay”. Better find a human babysitter for you.
Okay, this got us curious. Apparently, mom isn’t too interested in hearing her child’s fave song. We understand, we don’t want to endure the LSS of the Burrito song,right?
Okay, we all know how babies that are experiencing the teething phase are like, right? They would try to bite you and nibble. Looks like this baby loves to nibble on mommy!
If you think this kid would just give his mom a Pikachu, you are wrong. A puking Pikachu, hmm. Well, let’s just appreciate the thought here. What a sweet kid!
As parents we want to give our children the best gift that we can for Christmas, right? However, if it’s a chainsaw, hhmm sorry but that’s still not possible.
Okay, as kids we also have our challenges when it comes to doing chores or even brushing our teeth. Kids are kids and this one just wanted to try and brush his teeth with socks on his hands – we’d say go and try it.
Okay. It might sounded a little scary than the actual story. The note says that the child was only hoping that they would teach him to open one in his therapy. He didn’t have any bad intention.
Any parent would find this alarming. Her kid said “we” and putting a curse? Where did he learn that. We are hoping there are no chalk pentagrams around the house.
70 Awkward things parents have had to say to their kids
Ma Fatima Garcia
01.08.20
Being a parent is rewarding, tiring, beautiful, and sometimes you just find yourself in a situation where you need to talk to your children. Some conversations are fun, some can be challenging and some awkward. Guess what, no matter what age they are, you’ll still have these “moments.”
Have you ever found yourself explaining to your child that he is not allowed to lick the cat? Or maybe have you tried explaining to your little one that he or she isn’t allowed to put you on time-out?
Young children are so innocent yet hilarious and let’s not forget their imagination and curiosity. A blog named wtfparentingquotes became viral because of her collection of awkward, cute, and sometimes funny things that parents actually had to say to their children and you’d be surprised to know that even if your child is already an adult, they are still included here. Parents will always be parents.
If you are a parent, you will definitely relate to this fun slideshow! Let’s begin!