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Learning how to navigate marriage is never easy. It’s a lifelong commitment and being that good husband or wife isn’t always the easiest. One way to keep your marriage happy and going smoothly is to avoid making mistakes that might frustrate your significant other.

These 56 fails of married people are a mix of every single emotion you could possibly think of. Once you see it for yourself, you’ll know what we mean.

1. Almost Empty

What is the point of leaving one sip of soda in the bottle and putting it back in the fridge? That is what this wife is trying to figure out. Her husband never completely finishes things.

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2. Wife’s Text

Some of the funniest fails happen simply because someone forgets to proofread their text messages. You never know what autocorrect is going to do to a message. Sometimes, it can turn out pretty wild.

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3. Lid Difficulties

This wife never fully screws the lids back on containers before putting them back into the fridge. It drives the husband crazy. It’s a giant spill waiting to happen.

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4. Opening Food Items

Here we have a husband who has no idea how to open a pack of Honey Buns. He completely destroyed the box. Apparently, it’s a regular thing for him.

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5. Professional Chef

It was the husband’s turn to make dinner and this is what he came up with. The wife was less than impressed. Spaghetti with a slice of American cheese on top is not her idea of quality cuisine.

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6. Sexting Gone Wrong

When you are married, your word is everything. If you can’t follow through on the things that you said you would do, then you’ll lose all trust. Hopefully, though, this woman’s husband will forgive her.

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7. Burning One Wick

The way this guy has been lighting the candle really annoys his wife. There are three wicks for a reason! However, he doesn’t seem to get it.

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8. Expensive Coaster

Here we have a wife who keeps using her iPad as a drink coaster. It’s a really sketchy way of supporting a drink. The odds of it one day causing a costly spill on the couch are very high and the husband doesn’t like it.

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9. Pie Etiquette

The pumpkin pie was meant to be eaten in slices. However, the husband just devoured it. He didn’t leave any part untouched for his wife to eat and she was the person who baked it!

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10. Repairing Pants

“I’m not very good with the Bernina, and now my husband’s patched pants look like a different kind of hole,” jokes the wife. Her sewing mistake turned out pretty humorous. And unfortunately, the hole is still there.

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11. Chip Crumbs

Why are there so many bags inside this food cabinet? Apparently, the husband has a bad habit of leaving a couple of potato chips left in every bag and then opening new ones. They are starting to accumulate a big collection.

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12. Space Hog

This husband decided to buy a memory foam mattress for his side of the bed. There is only one problem — it takes up the majority of the bed. There is basically no space left for the wife to sleep.

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13. Stirring With Fingers

The wife asked her husband to stir her cocktail for her. This was his stirring technique. It wasn’t exactly what she had in mind.

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14. Forgotten Anniversary

Normally, it’s the husband who forgets the wedding anniversary. However, it can go the other way as well. This isn’t the first time that the wife has lost track of what day it is.

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15. Toilet Paper Collection

Whenever the toilet paper rolls get low, the husband moves them to counter instead of finishing them and throwing them away. No one is sure why he does it, but at this point, it’s definitely a reoccurring incident.

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16. Tool Chaos

“I bought my own drill accessory kit because my husband loses pieces all the time. He found my kit,” explains the woman. It’s easy to tell. Nothing is put back in its correct spot. There are tools everywhere.

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17. Bagel Consumption

The wife was shocked when she saw how her husband was eating his bagel. Sure, he has every right to eat it however he wants. Although, she also has the right to laugh at him for it.

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18. Burnt Breakfast

Wives can mess up bagels too. This wife completely burned the bagel she was cooking for her husband’s breakfast. There is no amount of butter or cream cheese that is going to make it edible.

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19. Out Of Reach

This husband likes to play practical jokes on his wife. Every morning, he sticks the lint roller in places his wife can’t reach to annoy her. It’s definitely working.

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20. Unorganized Dishwasher

There is a right way to load a dishwasher and a wrong way. According to the husband, the wife does it the wrong way. Judging by the picture, we definitely agree with him.

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21. Tight Knots

“My husband ties bread bags into super tight, impenetrable knots so I have to tear the bag open to get to the bread,” writes the wife. There is no other way of getting the bread out. The bags simply have to be ruined.

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22. Accidental Shrinking

Washing clothes isn’t rocket science. Although, sometimes, mistakes do happen. For example, the time that the wife shrunk her husband’s fleece down to miniature size.

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23. Weird Bagel Habits

This husband doesn’t know how to put cream cheese on his bagel correctly. In addition, he also puts salt on it. That’s right, folks. He puts salt on a bagel!

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24. Silverware Disarray

This is not how the silverware is supposed to be put away. However, the husband doesn’t care. He just haphazardly throws it in the drawer.

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25. Donut Crime

Every one of the wife’s donuts got a bite taken out of them. We wonder who is responsible. Could it be the husband, perhaps?

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26. Bad Haircut

When the wife volunteered to cut the husband’s hair, he put all of his trust in her. She assured him that nothing would go wrong. Unfortunately, something went wrong…

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27. Identical Socks

This clever husband decided that he and his wife should have matching socks. It was a really fun idea until they tried to do laundry. Sorting out their two different sizes wasn’t exactly easy.

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28. Full Trash Can

The box didn’t really fit into the trash can, yet the wife just left it there. The husband is going to have to deal with it now… like always. It gets on his nerves.

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29. Empty Containers

You would think that the husband would rinse the container out and put it in the recycling bin like a normal person. However, what he actually did was put it back in the fridge empty. That way, the next person who found it would have to deal with it.

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30. Pretty Cake

This wife tried to bake her husband a cake for his birthday. Unfortunately, it didn’t turn out that great. Whenever she tried to spread the icing on it the whole thing crumbled to pieces.

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31. Shoe Shelf

Shoes are very dirty. Yet, this husband always puts them on the counter when he comes home from work. The wife can’t figure out why he does it. It’s disgusting!

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32. Jelly Sandwich

The wife asked her husband to make her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He complied, but it looks like he forgot a very important ingredient. The peanut butter suspiciously missing.

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33. Pizza Party

Eating several pieces of pizza at the same time is an interesting strategy. Most people only eat one at once, but this husband rotates which slices he takes bites out of. He is a total weirdo.

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34. Husband’s Fiery Birthday

Growing older means you need a lot of candles on your birthday cake. However, not so many candles that it melts all of the icing off of the cake and sets the smoke alarm off. That’s what this wife found out the hard way.

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35. Upside-Down Cone

When the husband went to the bathroom, he left his ice cream cone sitting like this on the counter. His wife actually wasn’t that surprised. He is always doing goofy things that she doesn’t understand…

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36. Messy Nightstand

It looks like someone was a little thirsty recently. That someone was the wife. Her nightstand is littered with water bottles.

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37. Drinking Problems

It drives the wife up a wall when the husband leaves his beers like this. He then yells at the kids when the cans get knocked over instead of taking responsibility. There is a perfectly good drink holder to put them in one inch away.

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38. Delayed Delivery

It’s always nice to get a romantic surprise from your partner. Although, some partner’s surprises are more romantic than others. After receiving this text, the wife felt kind of guilty about the Valentine’s Day present that she bought.

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39. Banana Slices

Have you ever seen someone slice a banana lengthwise? It’s a first for us. The wife was pretty surprised too when she saw her husband do it.

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40. Toenail Surprise

The husband left a pile of toenail clippings sitting on the bedside table for the wife to discover. He forgot to throw them away. It’s enough to gross anyone out.

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41. Plastic Wrap

This husband leaves the plastic on every piece of electronic equipment that he buys. He doesn’t let anyone take it off. It’s there to “protect it from scratches and stuff”.

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