It’s much nicer to work in an office environment when people have a good sense of humor. Of course, that’s different when they use it to justify bad behavior (like stealing your food out of the fridge).
Still, we could all use a good laugh in the workplace from time to time and these co-workers really took their sarcastic sense of humor to the next level by printing it out for all to see.
Check out these 35 hilarious and snarky notes left around offices. Would you want to work with these folks?
1. “Forever In The Friend Zone”
Have you ever considered to date a food can? They’re notoriously hard to impress. Chances are you’re going to stay in the friend zone too, just like the person who wrote this note.
2. Don’t disturb wildlife
It’s never a good idea to scare animals in their natural habitat. The ecosystem is a very fragile thing, after all.
3. “Microwave At Work Died. I Made A Note”
We’re kind of surprised that this person had to make a note to inform everyone that the microwave died. Sometimes you need to spell everything out for people to get the message across.
4. “These Are Even Printed On A Post-It”
For those of you who haven’t been acquainted with the subtle art of trolling, this is how you do it. Watch and learn.
5. Beware, thief!
In case the thief didn’t know what oxy powder is, he’ll find out the harder way. They won’t know what hit them when oxy powder starts to work its magic.
6. No fancy fonts!
Ouch, that was just savage. We wonder if there was a nicer way to say you don’t use fancy fonts at work.
7. “The People In My Office Just Couldn’t Help Themselves”
‘Who touched my mug?’ ‘We all did.’ When something like this happens, all you can do is to join in the laughter.
8. “Case Of The Mondays? At Least You Don’t Work With These People”
It’s OK. We all lick our pens at the office and we aren’t even aware of it. Starting at the screen and licking your pen absentmindedly is an established office routine.
9. “The Office Philosopher”
We all need a crash course in philosophy to be able to grasp the true meaning of life. Whoever put this note has clearly discovered it.
10. “Leave The Office For 10 Mins”
Reading this note reminds us of the song ‘Faded’. ‘Where are you now?’ ‘Were you only imaginary?’
11. It rhymes with blink
Well, this is a bit creepy. That’s definitively not wicked tuna on the note. Wicked tuna wouldn’t go down without a fight.
12. “These Are Posted On My Office’s Fridge”
Sometimes it’s better not to tempt your colleagues with notes such as this. It only motivates them to succumb to their baser instincts.
13. “Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator”
Debbie, you should definitively think more about the environment before wasting so much paper again. We hope the office has a proper paper recycling service.
14. The war of the notes
Nobody knows who won this war of the notes but the casualties were numerous. Let’s have a moment of silence for all the paper soldiers fallen in the war.
15. “Office Ice Machine Breaks Down, Post-it Drama Ensues”
Passive-aggressive attitude rarely leads anywhere, that much we can agree with. The ideal solution would be to fix the ice machine and problem solved.
16. Daves 4 Life
All Daves have been born under a lucky star. Is there something better than free green tea for life?
17. “Housekeeping At My Friend’s Office Missed A Dead Cricket. It Has Since Snowballed Into A Full-On Memorial”
Who wouldn’t miss a cricket who used to bring joy into the office with its music? Mr. Cricket will be sorely missed.
18. “Found This On The Fridge At Work. I’m Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker”
Mouth sores are no reason for concern. It’s not like someone has cursed you, right?
19. “Got A New Job Last Week. This Is The Leaving Cake I Made For The Office On My Last Day”
They say you don’t know what you have until it’s gone. We can see that it’s not only empty talk but a fact of life.
20. Don’t be spoiled
Nobody likes a spoiled brat. On the other hand, everybody likes spoiled milk because it’s so cool.
21. Large Jobs
Jobs for everyone! Please print your Jobs as large as you want him to be.
22. “Possible Troll In The Office?”
It’s never a good idea to raise the alarm at the office without a good reason. Who can blame whoever left this note for feeling alarmed?
23. “The Office Fridge Today”
The number one rule when it comes to eating healthy is a diverse diet. One simply can’t survive on 0% percent yogurt and hot dogs.
24. “My Response To Google Cloud Print Complains”
Please be patient, one day you too will find the right guy. Just smile and stop trying to find him.
25. “This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work”
It’s never too late to say sorry. Now not only the newsroom will smell like day-old ketchup but so will the paper sheets.
26. Ants love donuts too
Someone likes Archer references too much. Be that as it may, they’re right, the office will soon be crawling with ants if the employees don’t stop leaving donuts inside.
27. “The First Thing I Noticed About My Dad’s Office”
If you never experienced what’s it like to work in an explosive atmosphere, here’s a good example of it. Just one tiny mistake might trigger a disaster.
28. “A Touching Gesture From My Company After 9 Years Of Employment Came To An End”
Isn’t it heartwarming to know your co-employees appreciate you? We all know the answer but sadly, this guy didn’t have the fortune of being appreciated by his colleagues. At least they got him the cake, that has to count for something.
29. Brutal but honest
When you write a note like this you surely must be a proponent of anarchy, or you’re simply too hungry to care. For some reason, we prefer the former.
30. “Someone Ate My Co-Workers Chocolate Dipped Strawberries. My Co-Worker Left A Note And The Thief Did Too”
Forbidden fruit tastes sweet and so does stolen chocolate. Just because you steal someone’s chocolate doesn’t mean you don’t want it to be organic. The thief may be picky but they take care of their diet.
31. “Microwave At The Office Is Out Of Order & I Work With Artists/Comedians”
It’s human nature to try and do something after you specifically told them not to. Even if it may mean blowing yourself and the entire office to kingdom come.
32. “Three Of My Professors Share An Office. This Was Just Put Up On Their Door”
Three professors in one office, that must be so confusing. Enter the office at your peril.
33. “When You Leave A Note In An Office Full Of Editors”
Who doesn’t like being reminded their spelling and grammar sucks? It’s disrespectful to those who have to read it, isn’t it?
34. “I Work At A Cut-Throat Office”
We just can’t believe they mean business if they had to be reminded to leave a ransom note. We think it’s best to leave it to professionals.
35. “As A Worker In An It Office, It Is Sad This Had To Be Done”
It’s been five days and it must already feel so boring and lifeless at the office. Let it go, just let it go.
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