There are some people in this world who are blessed with the unique ability to not care about anything. While it might make others uncomfortable, or feel downright offended, it actually serves the person with a lack of concerns or regard for those around them well in terms of their own health. If you think about it, it makes sense.
When people tend to care about things, whether it be for their or others safety, how other people think of them, or just what in the hell to wear to that job interview, it increases their stress levels. That means that with every worrisome thought, they get a mad rush of cortisol to the brain that causes their bodies to tense up and never be able to relax. If this happens too frequently, anger, sickness, and exhaustion become the norm for our high-strung lifestyle.
In a world that throws some pretty wicked curve-balls our way, having the ability to not give a shit gives us a healthy edge in the stream of life. While most people strive for that Zen-like mindset where nothing upsets them, there are others who naturally tend to just not care and are crushing it! Meet 35 people who couldn’t care less about anything!
1. There’s No Room For Shame In Sales
If you’re a melon merchant in Palestine, there can be no room for embarrassment in your hustle. With all the competition, you’ve gotta be bold and creative. How better to sell someone on eating local and buying your goods than to invoke their inner patriot by balancing a load of juicy melons on your noggin with the Palestinian flag skewered through them?
2. “No, I Need To Text My Mom”
With all the trouble some guys can get in over beautiful women, sometimes it can truly be a blessing to not care at all. Take a page out of this kid’s book. No one is going to be harassing him for ogling half-naked women. Hell, his utter lack of regard for them will probably score him a date…if he’s even interested in that.
3. Driving Laws Are For People Who Give A Damn
This old fella is the epitome of not giving a damn. Traffic laws? Yeah, he’ll leave those rules for the pansies. A man and his scooter just can NOT be told what to do. It’s his right as a disabled old man to do what he pleases, because you know, respect!
4. “Not A Single Fuck Was Given That Day”
Social etiquette is for the weak. Think about it. All of those little rules and mannerisms each culture has developed over the centuries are really just external expressions of how we care way too much about other people’s opinions. Well, this guy isn’t having any of that crap, and with a belly like that, he doesn’t have to!
5. When You Don’t Care About The Weather
Some people can’t stand the wind or rain, and inclement weather? A fat HELL NO! When you couldn’t care less about the weather though, you can sit back, relax, and get your feet wet while you ponder the elements at play. That’s what this young guy did, and he looks pretty chill with his decision.
6. “Upside, He Is The Life Of The Party….Any Party”
This guy never leaves home without packing all the essentials! Lamp and shade? Check. Oldschool corded phone in case your smartphone breaks? Check. Daring to hit reset on the way we view fashion accessories, with complete disregard for what others think? Also check. Actually making it through the local airport security to board your plane to your alternate universe? Priceless!
7. When You Don’t Give A Crap About The Politician Behind You
This poor old lady probably just needs a refill on her coffee. Instead, the NH resident has to deal with the throng of preoccupied political fans and reporters trying to catch the words of politician Carly Fiorina as she makes a typical run through the town. At least the lady is old enough to know that there isn’t anything being said by anyone worth turning around for! You go, lady!
8. When You Just Love To Shock People At Walmart
There are literally thousands of different fetishes and taboo activities in this world, and just as many who enjoy them. These old men look like they not only enjoy playing dress-up in baby doll dresses but like to shock the hell out of the more sensitive folks at Wally World when they do it. The video is hilarious! Props to them for mastering not giving a fu#&!
9. “Show Off”
Indeed, this guy isn’t afraid to show off in the least. He also clearly doesn’t care about what other people might be thinking of him as they drive past a man standing on a horse in the middle of the street. On the other hand, he does seem to care a whole awful lot about whether or not he is going to rack his nuts if he sits on the horse during a trot. Way to workaround, man!
10. When You Don’t Care About Anything But The Beer
There are some people on this planet so entirely predisposed to not caring about anything at all, that they are able to keep their calm even when facing imminent danger! This fella falls into that category without a doubt. In the face of the truck he’s riding in about to sink in turbulent waters, the only thing that seems to disturb him at all in the video is the possibility that he might spill his beer!
11. When You Don’t Care And Get Rewarded With Ultra Comfort
Who says that a person can’t bring their own seating furniture on the public transportation system? Well, whoever it was, this crazy bloke is proving them wrong in high furniture-fashion! Not content with the cold, hard seats provided on tram 109, this sly gent decided to bring his own and looks like he gives not one fu#$!
12. “Totally Worth The Upgrade”
One-upping the chap from the tram, this guy decided that for true comfort, a man really needs to have the option to kick back in a recliner. The overwhelming truth in this realization was enough to convince this man to take it with him everywhere, including the subway. If somebody is offended by it, that’s okay because he’s chillin’ in his La-Z-Boy without a care in the world!
13. “And We Want To Evolve As A Society”
When you don’t care to go the way of the commoner, you sometimes end up taking the harder path in life. Such is the case with the woman in this video, who decided that it was clearly better to walk against the moving sidewalk to get to where she was going. Either that, or she was simply too preoccupied to care about how she got to where she was going or how much time it took.
14. “This Beer Has A Smoky Finish”
Sometimes the world around you can be burning to the ground, or maybe even just the couch you are sitting on, and certain people will take zero notice. This guy’s priorities revolve completely around catching his buzz, even if he catches himself on fire doing it. That’s one way to motivate your chug!
15. “It’s Springtime In The Midwest Again”
Granted, the Midwest is known for its springtime snow. People who tend to treat their lawns as if it were a hot sunny day out during the middle of a mild blizzard, however, are not a common occurrence. Those people truly don’t care what mother nature intends to do with the weather, if it’s springtime, it’s lawn-mowin’ time!
16. “Kids These Days Have Too Much Home Work”
A lot of times it can seem like a person simply doesn’t care about anything but their own goals. These people are the best examples of showing grit and hustle. Like the kid in this video, who doesn’t give a damn about flying through the streets on the back of a motorized scooter, or possibly falling off. All he cares about is getting his homework finished before he gets to class.
17. “It’s Casual Friday At Subway”
When people don’t care about how the general public perceives them, they may have issues adhering to any type of dress code enforced in the workplace. After all, if they don’t care about how they appear to others then they also most likely don’t care how they appear to their employers, either. I guess the “No shirt, No Shoes” type of folks have a place they can finally come eat!
18. “How Russian Women Go To Shopping In Winter”
While having the ability to not give a crap about anything can sometimes be liberating, if the ability is not used wisely it can be detrimental to someone’s health. For instance, if it’s freezing cold outside and the ground is covered in snow, you should probably wear a pair of shoes. Not this lady, though! She doesn’t care how cold it is, she’s hoofing it on her cold calluses!
19. “This Is The Right Time To Wash The Car! :)”
This guy doesn’t care how he looks to other people! As long as he can save a buck or two on water costs, and be green at the same time, he is going to find a way to take advantage of it. Yes, even if it means going out and washing his car in the middle of a hurricane, as he did in this video, to avoid using his hose and his own water so he can get the job done on the cheap. As crazy as it seems, props to this brave lunatic for achieving goals!
20. When You Don’t Really Care If Your Dog Gets Exercise On His “Walk”
Sometimes people can go their whole lives without caring about other people, but when it comes to animals, they’re all but wrapped around their paws. These are the people you can see “walking” their dogs through a grocery store on their shoulders. They might not care about what you think of them, but the dog’s opinions and desires definitely matter!
21. When All That Matters Is Your Swing
Anyone who knows an avid golfer knows they can be just a tad bit insane. That’s because come hell or high water, the more intense golf players will stop at absolutely nothing to knock out that hole-in-one. That includes braving the heat of a gigantic fire burning the mansion behind you to ashes! Talk about dedication.
22. “Just My Neighbor Vacuuming His Grass…”
Lawn enthusiasts can be a little quirky at times, to be sure. Some of them, though, can really take their passion for bare lawns to the next level. Like this crazy bird, who figured that if a vacuum works to pick up the house or a shop, then it should easily be able to handle his yard debris, and he’s right! And no, he doesn’t care in the least about what anyone thinks about him, so long as he found a way to hack his yardwork.
23. When You Don’t Care About Anything But Making It
Sometimes, if you are going to get to where you need to be, you just can’t care too much about what others think of you. It will slow you down. Like this crazy bastard, who was probably running late for his role as a centaur extra in some Greek mythology movie, but had the bad luck of a costume designer who confused horses with zebras. All inconveniences aside, if you gotta take the subway in a rush, there’s no time for a clothes-change.
24. When You Don’t Care About Where You Fall Asleep
Most people tend to be a little bit shy when cramped with a bunch of strangers in a public setting. They have trouble when someone takes a seat next to them, let alone nodding off right next to one. Not this girl, though. She gets a gold star for not caring a single bit what other people are thinking of her as she uses her big ol’ boobies as a pillow while she sneaks in a quick nap.
25. “Why I Hate To Take The Subway”
This guy really doesn’t care if the way he presents himself makes people uncomfortable or not. He knows that a subway is a place of freedom for the eccentric and boringly normal alike. So, regardless if it makes you feel offended, he is gonna let his bright pink freak-flag fly, and he’s going to use his favorite Hello Kitty purse to tie the whole outfit together and crush the subway fashion show!
26. When Your Immediate Desire Outweighs Social Etiquette
No one likes to sit around and hang out with strangers at the airport. We get it! It takes a certain type of person, though, to go against all concepts of public decency and whip out a Playboy magazine right next to a group of strange women while you wait for your flight to be called. That would be this guy, who apparently really needed to get into his “happy place” before his flight!
27. When All You Care About Is The View
Some of the people who don’t care about anything in life also are the people who experience some of the most amazing moments in life. For instance, this man who doesn’t seem to care about his own safety whatsoever. He is also the guy getting the experience of a lifetime while he soaks in a serene evening suspended above the jungle canopy on nothing but an old woven net!
28. “Coworker Drove His Power Wheels To Work. That’s A Car Battery On The Hood”
Sometimes people who don’t care about anything do some pretty crazy stuff. It makes sense; they don’t care about what people think of them, and social norms clearly don’t perk their interest like everyone else’s. So, in order to keep themselves entertained in what probably seems like a pretty boring world, they do something a little nuts. Like this McDonald’s employee who drove his Power Wheels to work using an actual car battery to get him there!
29. When You Don’t Care If You Miss The Lecture
College is expensive. So, if you spend the whole night studying for an important class, there are no excuses come morning when it’s time to get up and get going. When all you really care about is getting credit for attendance, and not so much the participation, you wisen up and just bring your sleeping gear to class and find yourself a cozy spot in the back…on the floor, while you snooze.
30. “Best Engagement Photo”
Poeople who truly don’t care are the ones who end up having the most laughs. After all, if you don’t care about anything, you know how to laugh at yourself, which can provide endless entertainment. That’s the case with this woman who, unlike most women that have to have everything about their engagement pictures be perfect, managed to laugh pretty hard at herself when she lost her wig as her fiancé tried to spin her while they danced. She actually kept the shots as part of the photo set!
31. She Doesn’t Care What It’s Used For
When people don’t care about how people view them, they get pretty comfortable going against the grain of society. This is actually useful, at least to them, because it helps them think outside the box when they need a solution to a problem. Like this girl, who doesn’t really care what a plunger is supposed to do. She needed it to be a subway pole, and now it is one!
32. Laziness Can Breed Innovation
When a person doesn’t care about appearing lazy to others, they can come up with some pretty great ideas. This is how the beer-hat came along, for example. When a dude got too lazy to keep grabbing his beers and too lazy to lift the can to his mouth, he invented a hat that held two beers attached to one straw and made millions. This guy is sort of like that, but it’s a lawn chair straw and he’s not rich…yet.
33. Just Get The Bottle Open Already!
When it’s party time and the cork gets stuck, no one cares how it gets un-stuck, as long as it doesn’t take too long to get it open. No one likes to lose a buzz, after all. This lady’s ability to not give a crap about anything saved the day, though, when she realized that her stilettos could easily double as a corkscrew! Way to be a hero, girlfriend!
34. “There’s Lazy And Then There’s This Guy”
Just because you want to see the show in person doesn’t mean you have to look directly at it. When you don’t care about anyone’s personal space or whether or not you’re disrupting the view, you can come up with ingenious ways of achieving goals. Like this guy who figured he could have the best of both worlds, and watch the live show while laying down using a selfie stick and camcorder. Way to go there, bud!
35. “Instead Of Fixing The Hole, We Got Creative.”
Some folks not only don’t care about their shortcomings, but they’re also actually proud of them! Like this guy who decided to take a tumble down his staircase on Thanksgiving day. Rather than getting all upset that he put a huge hole in his wall and plastering it up, he decided to commemorate the moment by turning it into a work of art that even Duchamp would be proud of!
Some of the people walking around this planet with us really couldn’t care less about what the world thinks of them, especially when it comes down to more important matters, like beer. These 25 people are masters of not giving a crap though, and to them…we tip our hats! Please SHARE this with your friends and family and, most importantly, stay crazy, friends!