You can pick out your perfect home, in the perfect neighborhood and school district, but one thing is for certain — you can’t pick your neighbors. If you’re lucky, your neighbors are nice, friendly and — normal. If you’re unlucky? Well, you could end up with neighbors like these.

Take a look at the 30 funniest, strangest, and sometimes creepiest neighbors we’ve found.

It might be a constant comedy show in your neighborhood, or it might be worth living on a private island to escape neighbors like these.

1. Here is proof. Men (top balcony) and women (bottom balcony), although both human, are completely different creatures.

2. A little humor is always appreciated. We hope the person stopped throwing their cigarette butts on the ground.

3. This person’s neighbor is having what looks like a very important talk with watermelons at 3 am. We’re not sure how to feel about it.

4. Either this person really doesn’t like his neighbor, or there’s actually a big hole nearby. We’ll let you decide.

5. This person’s neighbors take their parrots for a walk around the neighborhood. It’s kind of adorable.

6. A woman caught this little visitor hanging out in her gutter. It’s literally waving hello.

7. This neighbor has a microwave for a mailbox. People are so weird.

8. For the love of all things holy, do NOT let the cats out!

9. This person’s neighbor enjoys scaring the living daylight out of people.

10. Showing the neighborhood what it means to be passive-aggressive.

11. Did we mention how weird people can be?

12. A nice neighbor brought them homemade cookies on this plate. They ate them all, then noticed this.

13. This family takes enjoyment from completely embarrassing their family members.

14. These neighbors haven’t taken down their Halloween decorations for months, but adjust them to fit with each holiday.

15. Thoughtful neighbors are the best neighbors.

16. “Our neighbors very precisely only cleaned their part of the wall.”

17. They didn’t want anyone driving up their driveway, so they installed a gate. This is clearly not for security purposes.

18. Oh, the horror!!

19. This guy’s neighbor got a hot tub, so of course, he had to keep up.

20. Name one holiday, event, or scenario where this would make any sense.

21. Again — have we mentioned how strange people can be?

22. This was one neighbor’s recycling bin after a housewarming party. What on earth was going on?!

23. This neighbor is confused as to how Santa’s sled with the reindeer works.

24. This person watched their neighbor’s teenage son break up with his girlfriend while casually eating Cheetos.

25. Holidays are everything to this neighbor.

26. These people are very excited for the nightmares induced by their neighbor’s latest purchase.

27. They just moved in and hadn’t met their neighbors yet — this was the first person they ever saw come out from the house.

28. When you’re craving some BBQ, you’ll make it happen.

29. “Neighbors put up a bounce house… it’s 32 degrees and they don’t have any kids.”

30. Yard sale advertising at its finest.

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By Ashley Fike

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Ashley Fike is a contributor at SBLY Media.