Twitter had some major questions on Monday.
SPIN 1038 broke the bizarre story that Taylor Swift may have been transported out of her Tribeca apartment in a large suitcase.
The Irish radio station shared a picture from a photo-sharing website that theorized in the caption that Swift was in a large suitcase accompanied by “almost a dozen security guards” as it was being put in the back of her truck.
Taylor Swift has reportedly been carried out of her house in this massive suitcase https://t.co/iIeamTRfFM pic.twitter.com/bdmZyIKIsB
— SPIN 1038 (@spin1038) July 17, 2017
While it’s certainly true that Swift has some strange tricks to avoid the paparazzi, such as walking backwards or sideways to her vehicle to hide her face, the idea that she would stuff herself in a suitcase to avoid the press seems a bit far-fetched.
Or does it?
Maybe she's having a bad face day, we've all been there idk https://t.co/eVbFTSNk1u
— carla ciccone (@cciccone) July 17, 2017
Twitter certainly has its doubts:
We're not sure what to make of this one… #TaylorSwifthttps://t.co/axGQ3pNA9G
— SPIN South West (@SPINSouthWest) July 17, 2017
this story is very dubious but at the same time delicious https://t.co/MuBJbRs61l
— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) July 17, 2017
Regardless of the credibility, the idea of Swift cramming her 5-foot, 10-inch frame into that suitcase has Twitter in stitches:
i am literally cryin with laughter what on this earth https://t.co/P7vHCrfknu
— ?alexandra? (@allexpenny) July 17, 2017
I've never been more certain of anything in my life. Taylor Swift *IS* hiding in that suitcase.
— Hannah Orenstein (@hannahorens) July 17, 2017
People are demanding answers:
I really need to know if this story about Taylor Swift hiding in a suitcase is real.
I need it to be real.
— Calvin (@calvinstowell) July 17, 2017
Many lauded Swift for her alleged masterful plan:
Me, a pleb: I pack my clothes in a suitcase when I need to travel.
You, Taylor Swift: I pack myself in a suitcase when I travel.
— Luke Brown (@MLukeBrown) July 17, 2017
L isten if taylor swift wants to sneak out of her house in a suitcase i fully support that it’s her way of getting back at the media
— kelvin (@kohesivekloss) July 17, 2017
being rich seems awesome https://t.co/KnWuD3koWu
— Alex Perry (@Yelix) July 17, 2017
Sadly, the photo-sharing website eventually retracted its story:
got a huge scoop https://t.co/dqc5buqsXV pic.twitter.com/7xRac7CVjk
— Andy Cush (@cushac) July 17, 2017
Still, it kinda makes you wonder:
Was this suitcase once owned by Mary Poppins? I don't understand how a 5'10 Taylor Swift could be hiding in it otherwise. (but I'm hoping!!) pic.twitter.com/45cEjTlVyP
— Mikasa (@mikasa22) July 17, 2017
Cute pic of Tom Hiddleston adn Taylor Swift when they were together pic.twitter.com/xtrpQkJGO9
— lauren yap (@itslaurenyap) July 17, 2017
Come out when you’re ready, Ms. Swift. The world is waiting:
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