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23 Crazy Cars We Don't Want To See On The Road
Would you drive any of these?
Kate Luther
09.18.17

When you think of collectible cars, what comes to mind? A 1940’s Cadillac? A 1965 Shelby Mustang GT 350? Or how about a 1953 Corvette? A ’55 Bel Air? If you’re shaking your head “YES,” you wouldn’t be wrong… those are certainly top picks on any collector’s list.

But what we’re going to show you here is just a little different. These collectible cars aren’t coveted for their sleek lines or aerodynamic design. No, these cars are some of the craziest, most outrageous creations we’ve ever seen… and if you love cars, you’ll definitely want to add a few of these to your list!

#1 – Stilleto

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eBay Motors

Fancy dinner date? Here’s what you drive.

#2 – On Fire

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Huffington Post

This fiery beauty made its debut in the Houston Art Car Show back in 2012. Doesn’t it just “scream” your name?

#3 – House on Wheels

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Tired of rushing out the door in the morning only to realize you left something at home after you get to work? Not a problem… just take your house with you!

Incidentally, the reverse of this design has been created too! Architect Markus Voglreiter built this innovative dwelling for his extended family, making sure it contained all the necessary comforts of home while being built with sustainable, energy saving technologies.

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Markus Vollreifer

#4 – There was an old woman who lived in a shoe…

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Face Fun Blog

This is actually one of several shoe-car designs, the perfect way to put your best foot forward while you’re out on the town.

#5 – This car is phat… um, I mean fat!

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Rennlist

It almost looks squishy, doesn’t it?

#6 – Meow

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JC Whitney

I wonder if the engine “purrs”…

#7 – Data in Motion

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The Next Web

Yes, those are floppy disks. Bet you’re wishing you hadn’t thrown yours away now, huh?

#8 – It’s a bird, it’s a plane…

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Auto Parts Warehouse

Okay, it’s not very flashy, but imagine how handy it would be during rush hour!

#9 – Snail Car

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Jon Sarriuguate

I hope this moves faster than it looks. We should require all postal drivers to use this vehicle. Then it really would be “snail mail” ;)

#10 – This is Beary Cool

Well, that’s one way to reuse your stuffed animal collection.

#11 – Monster Car

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Hexapolis

This Wolfen Dragon car was inspired by Mad Max and reportedly shoots fire out of both ends. I don’t know that I’d want to drive it around town, but wouldn’t it be perfect for Halloween?

#12 – Bunk Bed Car

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National Geographic

If you didn’t want to tote your whole house around, you could just bring along your bed… perfect nap solution for you and a friend.

#13 – The number you have dialed…

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The Phone Car

This phone car was created by Howard Davis to celebrate the history of the telephone. And yes, it is drivable and completely street legal!

#14 – You can’t miss it!

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Kevin Christopher

I don’t know what it is. But it’s really colorful!

#15 – Jinkies!

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NY Daily News

Oh, I am SO. DOWN. WITH. THAT!

#16 – String Lights

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Acid Cow

Okay, now we’re just getting carried away.

#17 – Grass car.

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No Car No Fun

The grass is always greener… on someone else’s car.

#18 – Just give it your best guess.

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Acid Cow

I have no idea.

#19 – Back during the Paleozoic era…

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Acid Cow

When your kid’s science teacher says “make a diorama,” this is how they get an A.

#20 – Tis the Season

See those lights? They flash in sync to holiday music from the car.

#21 – The Wheels on the Bus

This is how you send your child to school.

#22 – The Jedi Master Himself

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John Moffitt via Twitter

Strong with you, the Force can be.

#23 – Ready to rumble?

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Acid Cow

You know, for when you’re traveling to Thunderdome.

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